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#Sunburn

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By   508 days ago

I went on holiday… and I fucked up.

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#CrimeScene

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By   508 days ago

The scene of the crime…

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#KickingBack

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By   508 days ago

Kicking back with the lads…

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#YouKnowItsFinalsWeek

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By   508 days ago

You know it’s finals week when you see this…

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#WhatEverHappenedTo

By   508 days ago

Nottingham Uni

The other day my girlfriend dumped me, so the lads decided to take me out and cheer me up with a heavy one in town. We went on a pretty standard Thursday night. Baa Bar and then onto Market bar. At about 2am, I saw a girl I really liked the look of, and realised I was single, so decided to hit on her. After some flirty banter back and forth when we were out for a cigarette, she wanted to make a run for it back to her place so we could get it on.

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#FuckMyLife

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By   508 days ago

York Uni

I finished my dissertation yesterday afternoon, so to celebrate, I went out for a few drinks with the girls. Eventually, I got talking to a guy and one thing led to another, and we headed back to mine. The deed was done, and we both went to sleep. However, he wasn’t there when I woke up in the morning. But I was, however, left with this note…

#FuckMyLife

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#BedsAreTooMainstream

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By   508 days ago

Because beds are too mainstream…

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#EpicBBQ

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By   520 days ago

On this rare occasion that we have sun, our house decided to move our lounge outside and have a BBQ!

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#Sunburn

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By   508 days ago

I went on holiday… and I fucked up.

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#WellSaid

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By   542 days ago

Boy…that escalated quickly. Well said though!

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#Wally

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By   542 days ago

The things we do to avoid paying attention in lectures…

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#ThrustMeItWorks!

By   556 days ago

Manchester Met,

One of my best friends at University is autistic. He’s an unbelievably creative guy, and that’s why we get along. However, he tends to pick up and adopt habits from other people very quickly, and action them in his own daily life… This is what happened to him when someone attempted to mug him…

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#ThatEscalatedQuickly

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By   575 days ago

Nottingham Uni,

Every Valentine’s day, I send a text saying “Happy Valentine’s sexy” to a random mobile number. I’ve never got a response to these until today…

#ThatEscalatedQuickly

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#NewsTeamAssemble

By   611 days ago

Nottingham Uni.

The girls and I went out for Halloween and we met these guys, one of which was dressed as Ron Burgundy from Anchorman. At the end of the night, I ended up going back to Ron Burgundy’s house. He walked me up to his room and we both got into bed pretty quickly. Just as we started kissing, the door opens and in walks his three house mates, dressed up as the other Anchorman characters. They all stood in a line at the end of the bed. One of them said, “Ron makes a girl orgasm 60% of the time, every time”. They all turned around and marched out, but before closing the door, the shorter one turned around and shouted, “I love lamp!”. The door shut, Ron looked at me, “Boy, that escalated quickly”.

#NewsTeamAssemble

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#JustDoingMyBit

By   611 days ago

Uni of Aberdeen.

I was in a club with my girlfriends and there was this one guy who kept coming up to me and asking to dance and if he could have my number. I had said ‘No’ three times, so when he came up again I agreed to give him my number so I took his phone off him to type it in. I didn’t give him my number, I text ’90998′ which donates £10 to the Haiti charity.

#JustDoingMyBit

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#BoyThatEscalatedQuickly

By   611 days ago

UL.

Read it in time to the theme tune of The Prince of Bel Air!

Now this is the story all about how
My night got flipped, turned upside down
All lads will relate to this, I’m sure ye’ll agree
The notorious girls who scab taxis for free.

In East Castletroy, Lodging shit up
On the dance floor trying to find me a shlut
Small tits, fat arse, didn’t matter to me
It’s been a fierce long time since I’ve had dignity
Started grinding this yoke, lord jaysus she was bad
But she had her hand on my zip and was heading for my lad.
She gives a quick few strokes and as I head for her baby maker

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#LecturerBanter

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By   508 days ago

My lecturer has an innovative way of still having a presence even when they aren’t in…

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#Spiderman

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By   508 days ago

Who needs to revise when you can pretend to be Spiderman..

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#DontSeeThisEveryday

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By   508 days ago

Wow… You don’t see this everyday.

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#Sunburn

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By   508 days ago

I went on holiday… and I fucked up.

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#CrimeScene

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By   508 days ago

The scene of the crime…

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#KickingBack

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By   508 days ago

Kicking back with the lads…

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#YouKnowItsFinalsWeek

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By   508 days ago

You know it’s finals week when you see this…

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#FuckMyLife

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By   508 days ago

York Uni

I finished my dissertation yesterday afternoon, so to celebrate, I went out for a few drinks with the girls. Eventually, I got talking to a guy and one thing led to another, and we headed back to mine. The deed was done, and we both went to sleep. However, he wasn’t there when I woke up in the morning. But I was, however, left with this note…

#FuckMyLife

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#Luna

By   534 days ago

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

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#Starbucks

By   534 days ago

Went to Starbucks the other day to grab myself a quick cup of tea. The lady behind the counter asked me my name so she could write it on the cup. I told her my name was Voldermort, and she returned the cup with “He who shall not be named” written the whole way round.

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#EdSheeran?

By   599 days ago

Went to London the other day with the gang, and everyone kept shouting “Ed Sheeran!” at Ron. What’s this all about muggles?

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#oops

By   607 days ago

Thought I drop kicked Filch’s cat off the astronomy tower, then I saw McGonagall in the hospital wing.

#oops

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#DoingItInPublic

By   607 days ago

I made my roommate’s condoms a portkey for the great hall.

#DoingItInPublic

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#CouldntHandleMyWand

By   607 days ago

I’m the reason Moaning Myrtle got her nickname.

#CouldntHandleMyWand

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#DobbyEnteredMyChamberOfSecrets

By   607 days ago

I am a wife and loving mother of 6 children. My confession is that before his untimely death, Dobby the house elf and I had a steamy affair. If you thought his nose was big, you should have seen everything else.

#DobbyEnteredMyChamberOfSecrets

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#ImSirius

By   607 days ago

Once you go Black, you never go back. I’m Sirius.

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